I am – Nicole’s Dad Gives her Work of the Day

I am all for a bitch having a life defined by the fame of her father. It never really pissed me off seeing kids of rich successful people running around on their daddy’s dime. I always wanted to get in good with them so that I could manipulate them into financing my lifestyle and taking me on vacations and to VIP rooms and shit. The closest I ever got to that was when I was hanging with the son of one of the guys in Pink Floyd who was here because he was tired of being a big deal in the UK. Either way, I became friends with him, hung out at his penthouse apartment and took him out. The only problem was that motherfucker was on a limited budget and wouldn’t ever buy me a fucking thing. I was spending more money on him that he was on me in efforts to get the big payout. It never came. All stories aside, it’s nice to see Nicole Richie working again, I am sure it was a pretty hard audition, considering this is daddy’s music video, or what I like to call an excuse to give his baby more than he already has.



I am – Nicole’s Dad Gives her Work of the Day July 26th, 2006