Cisco Adler is an opportunist and I respect that, because I have never accomplished anything in my life. His strategy to become a famous artist is a lot like DJ AM’s. Date a celebrity and get in every fucking paparazzi pic of her automatically become a household name. Ideally, this will result in a lot of album sales. Album sales means rock shows and tours and then your long hair will serve a real purpose, instead of just looking like a cunt try-hard , you’ll be a fuckin rockstar, and when you’re a rockstar people don’t question your retarded way of dressing.