People think what I write is miserable, because I focus on pretty negative things. I feel bad about that. I think I should start looking at the brighter side of life. I am thinking it’s time for me to make obvious one-liners, because that’s really what people want to read. Stories of hookers, misery and depression are not funny. But like I always say, if you can’t laugh at the depressing part of life, then it’s just depressing. Once it becomes a joke it becomes comedy. So retards, stds, suicide, drug overdose, disease, poverty, addiction, impotency and anything else I write about is just to make you smile. If all else fails I post pictures of girls in bikinis to distract you from the misery. So stop complaining and start enjoying. Cuddles.