I don’t know this bitch’s name, but I do know that she is banging royalty and that makes her a royal slut, which is a lot more interesting than anything else you could put the word “royal” in front of. But I only feel that way because I have a thing for social climbing whores who use their cunts to get them to the top. That’s why I am looking for love on Myspace.
As a service to you, I have decided to write a myspace message a day for you to cut and paste and send to random people. I think it would be funny to see if it gets makes any of us famous, or if it gets any of you pussy.
This is the message for today.
you are way out of my league.
but I can still jerk off to your myspace pics.
and I am.
that’ the irony of the internet.
you’d never give me the time of day in person,
but here i am practically fucking your face…
so I don’t want you to get all freaked out..
I won’t get you pregnant.
I am wearing a condom.With Love,
YOUR NAME HERE
DrunkenStepfather.com