At first I thought that Kelly Osborne was doing some Mel Gibson Nazi salute, but then I realized that that was way too much of a pop culture reference for me. I am not supposed to know what’s going on the world, my ignorance is part of my charm, so instead of starting a Jews starting the Third World War/ Terrorist Arabs suicide bombing all of us to shit debate, I want to focus on what’s important and that is that Kelly Osborne is a fat fucking pig. Now, I know these pics have probably hit the internet and all the cliche jokes have come with them, like “Osborne Beached Whale” or “Osborne Circus Elephant Does The Beach” or whatever those cunt Trerez Pink Hilton is the New Blog are saying, but what it all comes down to is the simple fact that bitch sweats chocolate ice cream, and when stuck in a car with broken AC on a hot day, she comes in handy. Since that won’t happen to any of us in our lifetime, let’s make some fat jokes…..in the comments cuz I don’t feel like writing anymore. This was potentially the funniest post of the week, and I fucked it all up. Typical.
Pictures Possibly From X17 (these fuckers send more cease and desists than you jerk off, virgin)