I didn’t update today. I realize that. I was at a hospital getting a cancer biopsy done on my nasopharynx. That’s where the nose meets the throat. I thought it was some routine bullshit that would be an in and out procedure. It pretty much was an in and out procedure, but I didn’t realize the motherfucker would be going up my nose with a pair of fucking pliers and ripping out the back of my throat through my nose 5 times. I am in pain and I am bleeding and the fact that I may have cancer fucking sucks, but I am pretty sure I don’t.
This is where I tell you how you should take control of your life, stop smoking, stop railing lines of dried up oven cleaner, stop drinking, stop eating fried foods, stop everything you like doing, because all things fun are bad for you. I’d say stop having unprotected sex, but to assume that you get laid is something I am not willing to do. I don’t like Fantasy. But point of all this is to live your fucking life however you want to live it, and if you end up 36 years old with a little lymphoma, you still got your stories…..
Speaking of stories, I was just at the drug store buying some shit for my nose, and the kid in line behind me was buying Visine and a box of condoms. I was going to ask him what his plans for the night were, but wasn’t in the mood, and figured he’d think I was trying to come on to him….
Someone who reads this site, is actually accomplished and wrote a book called Prisoner X and it is about being a writer for Hustler for 20 years. This is his Myspace and this is his message to all of you:
The Prisoner of X campaign is headed to the Pacific Northwest tomorrow and heres where the damage will be done.
Powells in Portland, Oregon, on Thursday, August 10 at 7:30 p.m. The address is 1005 West Burnside.
And then on Saturday, August 12 at 4:30 p.m. the whole thing happens again in Seattle, Washington, at Elliott Bay Books. Address? 101 South Main Street.
So go support, right after you click on my links for the day:
Add Me To Myspace – I want 1,000,000 Friends GO
Last Night’s Party Does a Pre-Lolla Party in Chicago GO
Some Girl Lip Syncing and Livin’ Hard, Half Naked, With Playboy Necklace, Only Fucks Gangstas GO
Posh Spice Shows Off Her Titties GO
Girl showing off her body in Booty Shorts GO
Denise Richards on the Beach GO
Young Girls Dancing Like They Were in a Music Video GO
Sienna Miller Upskirt, Nice Bikini Wax King Kong Vadge GO
A Few Party Hardcore “Episodes” GO
Some Baseball Wife Shower Her Baseball Diamond (SLASH CUNT) GO
Janet Jackson in Vibe in Bikini, I liked her better fat GO
Mariah Carey Cameltoe GO
A Little Booty Poppin’ Video For You GO
Playboy Playmate – Kendra Wilkonson GO
Lohan is Not on Coke GO
Me and Dominik at Charlotte’s Sweet 16 GO
Canadian Forces Fighting in Afghan-Land and it Makes Me Mad GO
Hot Fucking Belt Buckle of the Day GO
Paris Hilton Impersonator in Playboy (Naked) GO
Some Teens At the Gym (PORN) GO (pervert)
Last Super Model has a lot of Pics of Ladies and by Ladies I mean Whores GO
Bar Mitzvah Video GO
Bar Mitzvah Invitation GO
Celebrities Playing Table Tennis GO
Lovers Playing in the Water GO
Some Whore Bouncing Her Ass Around GO
More Young Girls Dancing Around Like They Were in a Music Video GO
This Girl’s Ass Is Gettin’ It GO
Who is Grace Jones and Why is her Shirt See -Through GO
Remember Jake’s Bootycall….Go Play It and Learn Something GO
Google Trends: Anal Fisting GO
This is the band I am stepLISTENING to – Right Now GO or on Myspace
Free Magazine and 4 DVDs for a Limited Time – Worth Checking Out GO
I said Add Me To Myspace – I want 1,000,000 Friends GO