I did a psych test today, because I have been told numerous times that I am crazy. It was for my disability pay from my last job, which really isn’t much money but better than getting gang raped by pit-boys. I figured since my wife gets it for being fat, I should get it for being mentally unstable, or at least pretend to be. I tried faking the exam as best as I could. One of the questions on the test was whether I played with dolls at anytime in my life and another question was if I dreamt about being the opposite sex. I don’t really remember any of the other ones and it doesn’t matter because this post is all about my webfinds for the day. It is mainly celeb shit, that’s kinda what I do. I am sure you won’t like them and I am also sure you won’t send in your links to make my life a little fucking easier. Cuddles.
POPCRUNCH is Daily Celeb Gossip Video Hosted By a Slag Who’d Look Better in a Bikini GO
I fucking LOVE naked amateurs and that’s why I always ask you to send in pics GO
Old News – But Jon Benet Ramsey’s Killer Confesses and Dude Totally Looks like a Pedophile…I know I wouldn’t let him babysit my kids… if I had kids…which I don’t GO
Bastardly’s Hot or Not: Jill Nicolini an NYC Traffic Reporter. I Vote – Every Hole is a Goal GO
Gwenyth Paltrow Hates Her Cellulite, and I Hate Her Mangled Baby Factory Box GO
Some Dude Gave his Cat a Gold Grill GO
Stacy Keibler Looking Good In Pink Boys Underwear…Slag GO
Is this what happens at the Warped Tour? GO
I completely forgot about Joey Lawrence and His Music Video from the ’90s for a Reason. Watch it. GO
This is A New BodyBuilder Video, Since Yesterday’s Post Got 5 Readers who were all Friends with the Muscled Vixen….I am pretty sure this is a Fetish Video GO
I fucking Hate Lohan, She’s a Useless Cunt and Her Shoes Look Like A Useless Cunt…They are so flappy, I feel like going down on them… GO
Hillary Clinton’s Bust on Display at the Museum of Sex GO
My Super Sweet 16 GO
Steve-O from PCP SAVED MY LIFE fame can’t get into a club so he texts Lohan and Talks to the Camera. Made me Laugh GO
Kristen Bell At Some Event Looking Hot Enough for Me, But I have No Standards GO
I still haven’t got my 1,000,000 myspace friends, It’s not happening is it? GO
Penelope Cruz Nip Slip GO
Eva Longoria in Maxim – Photoshopped Chin Included – Seriously, This Bitch has No fucking Chin GO
13 Year Old Girls Having a Good Time Makes for A Creepy Fucking stepLINK if in the hands of the wrong person (read link number 3) GO