I figured this post was worthy, mainly because Ashton Kutcher is one of Hollywood’s funniest stepfathers. He isn’t even 30 and his stepdaughter just turned 18. I come from the school that you don’t date a bitch old enough to be your mom, especially when you already have enough in the bank account to support your motherfucking self….you see I understand if you are some kind of street kid turning tricks because your own parents were crackheads and left you in the gutter with nothing, or because you were molested/beaten and you decided to move to the city to fend for yourself and without much in the bank you do what you got to do to survive even if it means sucking dick for money. Point of all this is to say, Rumer Willis is now legal, so you can fuck her up the ass, if you can find her, without much guilt. I doubt that you’ll be able to find her, considering I couldn’t even find pics of her showing up to her own party. I did find Francis Bean, Kurt Cobain’s spawn, who looks a fucking busted old pick-up truck in your backyard, you piece of trash. Speaking of trash, Lohan was also in attendance.
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