I love teenage angst more than I love teenage pregnancy and I fucking love teenage pregnancy more than I love most things. I am not going to sit here and say I know anything about teen angst, cuz I am not a psychologist, I can say that it’s fucking funny though because I do have a sense of humor. Teens get their panties all knotted up between their newly pubescent mound for no fucking reason. I assume that it’s got to do with being all hormonally fucked up but probably also has something to do with trying to find their place in society and their own voice in the world by distancing themselves from their family with anger and embarrassment. So instead of not giving a fuck, they become hypersensitive and angry. I am assuming that Melanie Griffith’s self absorbed life has fucked her teenage daughter up the ass with some kind of spoiled rich kid issues cuz by the looks of these pics, she’d rather be rippin lines in her friend’s basement (like her daddy and mommy did in the Miami Vice days, before a bitter divorce leaving her emotionally shattered) than walking down the street with her whore of a mother. I guess it really doesn’t matter what I think, except that I think this post sucks just as much as you do, so we got something in common. Let’s cuddle.
In Teen Pregnancy News, this is a message I sent to a pregnant teen on myspace, she hasn’t responded yet:
I want you to do me a favor please. Take a picture of your box before and after you give birth. I want to see how much damage is done
When it goes back to the original before shot shape – we can cuddle.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com