Gillette Venus Razors get all “thas some next shit” on us in their marketing strategy by throwing some “legs” contest which I can probably means that bitches parade around with their legs that they just finished shaving with their Gillette Venus Razors, which has gots to be “the jam” because in 2007, legs are gonna be “what’s good”, replacing the standard Tits and Ass or Ass and Tits depending on what you consider “chickchismo”. That means that your fat midget amputee of a girlfriend with big floppy tits who only fucks you because no one else will talk to her and who you only fuck because no one else will talk to you, is out of style according to me. Either way, this bitch Kelly Monaco shows up in a skirt that goes down to her fucking ankles, I know she’s showin tit, but this is a Legs Event and at a Legs event, wearing an Ommish Dress is like going to a KKK meeting with an Adidas Tracksuit, a clock around your neck, boombox on your shoulder and Jordan’s on your Feet. At least her friend who I have never heard of, but may be the contest winner has the right idea. Slut’s got her shorts all in place and shit. It’s pretty obvious that next time Gillette pulls this shit off, it should be in collaboration with me and we will throw the Gillette Venus Too Cheap to Get a Brazilian Contest. There’s nothing I love more than a razor burnt cunt. Look at the fucking pictures and stop expecting quality out of me because this is as good as it fucking gets, and trust me it ain’t “SICK” or “Da Bomb”. Cuddles.