I had a lot of random dreams last night, I normally don’t have dreams and if I do, I never talk about them because listening to someone go into details about their dreams is probably one of the most annoying things a person can do. It takes a real self-absorbed cunt to think people actually care about what they dreamt about, but since it’s my site, I can write about whatever I want, even when it’s self absorbed. The first dream was about me riding in a taxi that was being driven by my doctor, I ended up at a ski hill in my underwear. I went inside because of the cold was pissing me off and sat on a couch, when I stood up I saw that I left a red wine stain that came out of my ass. When I looked for my taxi driver doctor to ask why red wine colored shit was coming out of my ass, he was gone. Dream number 2 took place at a family BBQ where I bumped into Christina Aguilera. She fell in love with me and I never found out why she was at my BBQ, but she was fucking annoying. The last dream was the best, it was of me watching an infomercial selling mortgages or insurrance but the twist was that they were using ChildSuperModels (a site I saw on OPRAH and took out the link to because you were all calling me a child porn peddler) to sell something boring.
Speaking of boring, here are some pics of Nicky Hilton’s Gunt, Bubble Cunt, Ponch, Muff Gut, Fat Uterus, or whatever the fuck you want to call it. You know it’s always sexy on a girl in her early 20s, it means she’s either knocked up or bitch is on a one way trip to looking like a Wal Mart cashier. I am not even going to bring up her weak chin, because I am a nice guy. Cuddles.