I am out of money and it is not the first time, but it is always a pain in the ass when it is a couple days away from rent day, but I am not writing that for charity, I know none of you have money either otherwise we wouldn’t be the biggest group of dirtbags on the internet, we’d be classy and talking about politics and other shit that worldly people talk about. We wouldn’t be here talking about whether a site is kiddy porn or not or who gave Joe Simpson better blowjobs when they were 5 Ashlee or Jessica. That said, I took my last 20 dollars to the sandwich shop down the street because I was hungry. It cost 8 dollars, and I walked out without taking my change because I was having an anxiety attack. I am too lazy to go back and ask for my money I write this with 2 dollars to my name. Hopefully, the Simpson family will end up with 2 dollars to their name because desperate times means bitches will end up doing lesbian porn, together. This post fucking sucked.
Bonus: Jessics Simpson Pics Because She is the Sister