Today is over by my standards. My traffic has gone to shit, you are obviously no telling your friends, my myspace hasn’t had a new message in 2 days, people are obviously starting to hate me. So this is the message I started sending out:
as i sit here in my dirty bed sheets with a mustard stained shirt and nicotine stained stubby fingers trying to muster up the energy to get up and take a pee, but decide that it takes too much energy, so I pee in the empty bottle by my bed, I think of you….
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Here are my useless stepLINKS that no one likes, I will admit that today’s aren’t as amazing as other days because I have to leave the computer for the night due to poverty
Is Haley Bennett Hot or Not ? GO
A Little Beyonce Nipple Hangin’ Out of Her Dress GO
Some Celebrity Pictures at the Toilet Museum GO
Funny Pictures Found on the Internet that aren’t Really that Funny to Me GO
Kari Sweets is a Non Nude Model and Here She is Washing the Clothes We Will Never See Her Take Off, That Made Sense to Me GO
Stepfather Site of the Day GO
Rap Music is Blamed for Teen Pregnancy, I Blame it For A lot More, Like the Fall of our Society GO
Aretha not Urethra Franklin is fucking HUGE, Bitch is Going to Die GO
Indian Telemarketer Talking to a Recorded Message. Brown People with Accents are Always Funny GO
This is a Really Funny Australian Article, Seriously Just Read It GO
Ebay is selling some Shit Trophy GO
Remember that bitch Emmalina who I made famous? Well Turns Out She Quit. I had to do with it as My Post on Her Put Her Over the Edge. I will publish those emails because I am a Jerk. GO