I just spent an hour on the phone with a financial advisor. He called me from Berkshire, Warren Buffet’s company and was asking me if I wanted to attend a seminar. I have no fucking idea where he got my number but I decided to fuck around with him, asking him questions about what he thought would be a sound investment. I told him I was willing to put 100 percent of my savings into his control and dude got a boner. I rode it out for the 45 minutes before dropping the bomb that my savings were a total of $2. I guess motherfucker doesn’t read this site, but then again either do you.
I’d like to address a serious issue that I neglected in the Rachel Steven’s post today, and that is that Stephen Dorf got hep from Pam Anderson (thanks cybermule). If I had put that one together before that post would have taken a whole different comedic approach because hep jokes always make me laugh, where as lame hot girls gone fat commentary doesn’t.
Either way I am a fucking hack and here are some pictures of Bai Ling, because bitch is a bigger hack than me. Cuddles.