I have always loved Pete Doherty but not in a gay, I want to fuck him up the ass and give him a reach around while pulling on his hair kind of way. That is mainly because of his intravenous drug use and it’s direct corelation with AIDS, my heterosexuality and of course my impotence. However, I have a total crush on dude’s girlfriend and would be tempted to get that penis inflatable implant they used to use for ED and fuck the dude provided it meant I got to get with Kate Moss too. It’s not gay, it’s about winning and I always keep my eye on the motherfucking prize and do what it takes to win. That said, I was at a BBQ last week and the dudes I were with were talking about picking up girls in clubs and how if the hottest girl in the club asked them to make out in exchange for her cunt, they would do it. All I said was American Pic 3 motherfuckers. Nothing in life is all that original, it’s all been done.
Pete Doherty is so rock and roll that motherfucker plays soccer with a cigarette in mouth, then cries.
Pete Doherty is So Rock and Roll that He Leaves Court on Labor Day Like a Pirate
Pete Doherty Is So Rock And Roll He Gets Evicted GO