In attempts to make this the coolest fucking website, I decided to post this weekend. I know that it’s not going to make a difference in anything like traffic, popularity or money, but at least it will give you, my loyal reader something to do on the lonliest day of the week. I wish I had an exciting story to tell you, but I am just not as bitter on weekends as I am during the week, especially at 10 am after a night of drinking, because I am still drunk. I spent a good portion of my night on Myspace but I didn’t actually get’er done, I just dug for some slutty pics and found nothing. I did try to pick a fight with some 19 year old from Detroit named superman, but that’s only because he had pics of him flexing. I dropped a Christopher Reeve’s joke which always makes people feel torn. It’s like “do we laugh at the wheel chair bound man in spandex who’s dead” or not. I always vote laugh, because life’s too short for that and the irony is that Christopher Reeves is an example of that theory too….wow, he really is Superman….or was, since he’s dead. Speaking of men, here’s some pics of Jessica Simpson on Leno, showing off tit, but not tricking me. I know bitch is packin more testicle that me. Which isn’t saying much. Cuddles.
Here’s a Little Stepfather Zoom-In Action, Cuz I can’t post pics more than 500 pixels wide.