I tried doing my laundry today, not that I have that much because of the whole being poor and a slob thing, but there is always a time when the stink of my own dirty clothes annoys me as I type and my wife’s not about to get off her ass to wash my shit, she can barely get to the bathroom to take a shit and there’s nothing worse than sitting at the computer and being able to smell your feet, ass and balls. Either way, I brought my shit to the laundry room in the piece of shit building I live in, I put in a load and when I went back down I saw a pair of boxers lying on the ground. I figured they were mine and threw them in the dryer with my other clothes. When It came to taking my shit out of the my dryer and folding it, I pulled out the underwear and realized that they weren’t mine a they were covered in shit, actual shit. That means I picked up a pair of shit covered underwear with my bare hands, underwear that belonged to someone other than me and threw them in the dryer with my clean clothes because I am a fucking idiot. All my clothes were covered in some random dude’s shit. Thanks to the dryer, it was cooked on and I had to wash my clothes again and now I am out $3 and this story isn’t that interesting, like most of my stories and my links of the day…I suck at life but at least Oprah is talking about donuts. Seems kind of appropriate. Now, Click Thems Links.
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The Craigslist Experiment is genius, I would have done it if I wasn’t so lazy.
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Here are the Responses from the Craigslist Experiment – AMAZING
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PETA Makes a Funny Statement About Steve Irwin
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IRC means Inter-Racial Couple – of the Day
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Some Lesbionic Naked Girls
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Brooke Shields Picks her Nose and Eats It
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stepREADER of the Day
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Ellen and Milly Get Interviewed – Sluts
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Some More Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Pics
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Some Youtube Slag Sucking a Lolly
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She’s Naked and I don’t Really Love It…
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What News Corp Doesn’t Know About Myspace Article
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HIV Sevigny Shows a Little Panty at Fashion Week
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Some Slag Suckin Down a Drumstick on Youtube.
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Hot or Not: Masiela Lusha
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Wheelchair Races Are Funny
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A Myspace Upskirt Pic
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I tried Buying this Car for $500. I don’t Have $500
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Tom Cruise and His Fat Wife with Fans at a Soccer Game
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Steph Seymore has the stepOUTFIT of the Day
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September 11th Memorial Jenga
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Hulk Hogan’s Car Blows Up
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More Drunk Teens Dancing In Shorts
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Hardcore Barbie Girl Dance in Panties
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Scarlett Johansson at Venice Film Festival
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Forbidden’s Playboy Party on Flickr
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Hot Heidi Klum Photoshoot Video
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Some B-Boys Dancing a Fool
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The Fake Forbidden on Myspace but Still a Slut
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Drunk Teenage Girls in their Panties Dancing
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Perez Hilton Does Toronto Film Fest and Gets Interviewed
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Drunk Girls Rockin Out in Their Pyjama Pants
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Lohan’s Upskirt Pic – Modified by a Lesbian
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Abbey Diaz Video – She’s a Latina Teen Model
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Kate Moss’ Agent Provocateur Video
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Buy a T-Shirt in Honor of Sept 11th and Daniel Nicole Smith RIP
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