Someone sent me in some concert pictures of Atomic Kitten, some girl pop group who I don’t think even exists anymore, they are dancing around in their bras and since it’s Friday and I can’t find anything good to post so I decided to post them even if they are 4 years old.
I figure since you haven’t been with a woman in the last 4 years, this will bring back memories of the last time you had your way with a women. It was college, you were a virgin, she was drunk and thought you were her boyfriend. You went along with it, because you had never seen a vagina in person before and you knew that her confusion about who you being her boyfriend meant an instant in, literally. So she passes out her bed, and you lift up her skirt and pull down her panties, you are unsure of what to do so you decide to get on top of her. You try to slide your pathetic cock inside her dry box but end up cumming all over her belly at which point she wakes up, throws up all over you, realizes you aren’t her boyfriend and kicks you out. It could have been worse, she was a hefty girl and probably could have kicked your ass. Either way, you were almost there, you almost stuck it in a cunt and you patted yourself on the back knowing that next time you’ll get it done proper. Four years later, there still hasn’t been a next time and that drunk girl was the closest thing you’ve had to sex. We call her your golden moment. Meaning that in no time, you’ll end up becoming a rapist or school bus driver or Kimveering a school. Just delete your internet history, because I don’t want to be implicated in your bullshit. Thanks in advance asshole.