So I emailed AM last night, hoping that it would go to his 2-way, which I know it did. He didn’t respond. I emailed this dude from Vegas who used to email me pics of his mexican GF naked, and who knew AM personally in attempts to get AMs number. He didn’t want to give it to me. This is what he said:
dude, i love your style but a.m. is a golden guy. he’s straight-edge,
harmless and classy. and ego-less.we’re cut from a different cloth.
let’s rip on the bullshit artists. there are so-o-o-o many.
I don’t think I was trying to rip into AM, I just wanted to milk the g-list celeb connections that I found out I don’t have last night. I was also supposed to throw the first stepPARTY in Montreal on November 4th with Mickey Avalon. My two organizers fucked up and didn’t secure any money and I am not about to organize a party. I am 35, agoraphobic and broke, the last thing I know how to do is throw hipster parties. I wasn’t even going to attend the fucking thing, I just wanted my named attached. I still think it was a good idea though. So if anyone out there wants to take over – let me know.
Either way, I don’t know what else to write about. I have officially have writer’s block. This is the first time this has ever happened to me. Luckily I have MUNG and his shitty submissions to fill up this stepLINKS post.
To celebrate the new spirit of the “drunkenstepfather” website, I too have decided to do a post about child stars for all the peds out there. Only I have decided to do my post about a useless child cunt named JoJo. This pathetic excuse for a child star always shows her beautiful little child star face at all the Teen Choice Awards but I never heard a fucking song even written by this hairless teen. How is she in the spotlight? My guess is that she gives music executives blowjobs and fingers their ass while having bukkake sessions with entertainment moguls. Her mother and father probably whore her out to the media so she can make Mommy and Daddy millions, and all the poor little girl has to do is take a few inches of executive cock in her ass.
The worst part about this tight little slut is that she has no talent whatsoever (so I have heard). How do children like her make it big? She must be a pro at swallowing and swapping cum and taking it in her hairless axe wound. I kinda wish I was a music executive that way I could sit in my glass office on the 32nd floor of Sony, getting blowjobs from pre-teen girls while having a group of them make out and finger-fuck each other while I whack off using their tears as lubrication.
Check out her myspace you fucking peds and send her messages about giving it to her in her ass.
Also, have a listen to her music while you wack off to her pictures. I did, and her screaming reminds me of the sound she would make as I forced my pathetic excuse inside of her.Be sure to send her a stalker message and tell her you love her. HERE
Speaking of the worst post ever, here are some shitty links of the day for all you fuckers to click on….MUNG, I am just teasing dude, I didn’t actually read what you wrote, I am sure it’s quite lovely and compared to what I write it can’t be bad. It’s a whole Kate Moss and her Unkown Fat Friend Situation….
Jay Smith is a Comedian Who Reads This Site – Here’s His Stand-Up Routine
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A really Flexible Girl on Video
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Some New Wicked Weasel Contributors
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Liz Hurley Panty Upskirt from Behind
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Some Girl Drops Her Pants and Moons all of You Tube
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Rock and Republic Fashion Show Pics Makes Me Want to Fuck Models
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Some Youtube Girl In Bootyshorts Who Can’t Dance
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Ashlee is Hotter Than Jessica, I Guess a Nose Makes a Huge Difference
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Some Hot Girls Chosen by Cayos
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Micheal K Becomes the New Perez Hilton by Hanging with Celebs
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Kelly Brook Bikini
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Big Breasts Usually Scare the Fuck Out of Me
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One of My Readers Sends Me Videos of Monkies, I Don’t Know Why
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Here’s the Real Karate Kid
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Summer and Scrubs are In Love Deal With It
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I broke this story last year – people should listen to me – assholes
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Myspace Profile of the Day – RIP Lily Tran
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Here’s the Story on How She Died
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Some Fat Girl Dancing To Get Your Freak On
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Some Myspace Whore
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A couple having sex to the beat of the house music that’s playing in the room…..
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stepSITE of the Day: LAXTIME
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stepSHIRT of the Day: Led Zepplin 1977 Tour
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This is a Pee Video I don’t Understand
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Here’s another one, I am Sure She Can Make Money in Better Ways
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Some Hot Pics of Montreal Girls I Know
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Here are some pictures of the day: