I am trying to get into the shower so I can go outside for a bit. I need to wash because I can smell my ass as I type this and that is gross even though I love my stink. Winter is going to be here soon and I wasted my whole summer trying to make myself famous with this site. Too much computer is the devil.
Then these Steven Tyler and his slut pictures made their way into my inbox and I had to post them. I hate Aerosmith, but anyone who rock’s those pants with a young bitch by his side has got to be a rockstar. I consider most people who have the balls to dress like fools to be rockstars, like the homeless dude down the street from me who wears a Year 2000 Gold Top Hat every fucking day. I always tell him he’s a star. Steven Tyler is actually a rockstar though. Now look at the pics and deal with this shitty post. I haven’t eaten yet because of you.