Paris Hilton has blocked my phone number, I can’t get through to her, but I figured out a way, it’s called calling with a calling card…she answered and pretended she couldn’t hear me. My Paris Hilton conversations have been a lot like talking to the shit stain in your underwear after going on a bike ride. You look at it and say..hey what are you doing here….how did this happen, then bitch hangs up.
This something I wrote once and wished was true, so if you work somewhere with a budget pictch this idea….
DrunkenStepfather.com is owned and operated by Fox Interactive Media, as an online presence for a TV show being launched in September ’06, under the same name. The character Jesus Martinez is writen by 3 comedy writers, hired by Fox. The company has another 10 people involved, not including 4 interns.
…here are my links of the day.
Paris Hilton and Her New Energy Drink…
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Ashlee in the UK – Limey.
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Perez Hilton’s IMDB page
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Felictity Fey is a Hot Stud of a Woman
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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American Apparel Show Nipple.
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Paris Hilton’s New Single
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Zini Likes Bananas
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Some Girl Made a Video for her Bf – Now It’s on the Net.
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NSFW on FLICKR…where I work nothing is NSFW
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Hasselhoff’s Daughter Tried To Kill Herself.
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This bitch Brittany is a Little Too Hardcore for Me Even if she’s Naked.
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Nicholas Cage Loves Triplets
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Paris Hilton and Nicole Make Up Video
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Frogs and Come Back to Life It’s Crazy
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1 in 10 Ten Straight Dudes Have Gay Sex
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Kelly Brook Magazine Photoshoot
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Some Party Girl Upskirts…
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Marisa Tomei See Through of the Day
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Jessica Simpson in Allure Magazine
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