This bitch is so fucking famous that she even dated Sharon Stone’s brother. I looked her up and they called her a noleberity and that means she’s got no reason for being at celebrity events or on TV but she is at them and when she’s wearing a see-through dress.
I am kinda a nolebrity too, I am not famous but constantly get harassed by you fucking readers. I love the motherfucker who keeps calling me Wussus because I had a shitty week of content last week. Reality is my wife never found out about the site, I was just tired of posting this shit. It’s depressing and I burnt out.
Speaking of depressing, I went to a Naked breakfast place where the bitch is supposed to serve you breakfast with her titties out. I got to the place and I was met at the door by a 50 year old slag in wool slippers and a bathrobe. I don’t know about you, but getting served by a woman who looks like your mom when she wakes up on a Sunday morning, doesn’t not count as naked breakfast. But then again, I don’t live in my mom’s basement and jerk off to her dirty laundry. Anyway, there were about 10 tables all empty, there was one 90 year old dude with a cane at the counter who probably thought the 50 year old bitch was the hottest piece of ass he ever saw….either way, I ordered a coffee and took in the Jenna Jameson posters on the wall from 1992 and left feeling more depressed.
Thanks for reading. Asshole.