MUNG likes to bring his taste of Canadiana to this site. Dude reminds me of everything I hate about this place. The parties in the field behind the barn, the throwing horse piss/shit/cum in each other’s face while running down the halls of the highschool like we were Johan Meyer and I am not talking stuffing Jessica Simpson like the “CANADIAN THANKSGIVING TURKEY” John Meyer, I am talking hick trash who fucked his sister when she was 12 cuz it felt good, who lives in the suburbs and works a shitty job to pay for tickets to the fishing competition while eating maple syrup and drinking beer while riding a moose and rocking a beaver hat with some dude you call “BUDDY”….
Either way…To make the post better I posted those Johannson in Flaunt Mag for you fucks to jerk off to. Remember, Dita Von Tease is disgusting and looks like she’s going to be the next school shooter….
Here’s what he has to say..
Someday I plan on finding the right woman and getting married. It won’t be soon, because I don’t have a job and the only ring I can afford comes battered and is usually served with a cheeseburger. With that being said I sure hope that my wife looks as good as Anna Nicole Smith did at her wedding. Wow, is she ever beautiful! By beautiful, I mean hideously repugnant. I hope my bride-to-be’s face looks like a beaten in catcher’s mitt, and hopefully her hair has the texture of a mop head used to clean up a strip club dancefloor, while her beautifully tanned body has the strikingly gorgeous hue of a moldy tangerine. Just have a good luck at this picture and pray that you never wake up and roll over beside a creature that looks like this. If would rather run a marathon with forks in my thighs than to wake up to something that even remotely resembled this lizard of a woman.
Have a good Thanksgiving you unthankful fucks!
MUNG