I haven’t been on the computer all day, because it’s thanksgiving and I am too busy eating apples. If you are wondering why I am eating apples on thanksgiving, it is because apple picking is some french tradition to do on thanksgiving. I had never heard of it, but my fat french wife made me take her daughters because she’s pretty much unable to leave the appartment due to eating one too many candy apples in her fat useless life. I don’t have a car so I had to convince this sketchy molester of a neighbor to come with me in exchange for a pair of my stepdaughter’s used panties. I’d go into more details about how I got to pet a pony and how I have a 7 dollar bag with 75 apples that I picked next to me, but the whole experience was as boring as it sounds. I did get catch a lesbian couple with a baby going at it behind an apple tree and I did get lost lost amongst 3000 french people next to some maple syrup store.
Speaking of boring, useless and lesbian…here’s a picture of DJ AM with a black eye. I guess someone else realized that he’s a cunt.