I went out last night dressed like an english professor. I was in a cardigan and tuxedo shirt and the english professor was my bit for the night. I don’t remember the night at all. I do remember making fun of a Mexican/Hatian girl for being dirtier than a Mexican because she threw a lil’ nig into the mix. I remember laughing at a Russian girl about being a mail-order bride. I remember running up to a girl who I was told was a stripper and continually told her how I had already seen her box. I don’t really know if much else happened, but I was the motherfucking English professor and I had a good time doing it. Speaking of goodtimes, here are a bunch of random links I’ve found the last couple of days. They suck, but then again so do you, so you’re like a match made in heaven. I als drunken dialed Paris Hilton and had a fight with whoever answered. They kept saying that they were the Beverly Hills Police Department and that they were sending the case to the FBI. I kept asking her what she was wearing. Part of me knows getting arrested will launch my career…So I’ll keep it up. Cuddles….
Lohan Shows Off some Cocker Hair
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Shakira Shows Off some Tight Pants
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Steve Irwin Death Pics
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Topless DJ: Niki Belucci
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Carmen Electra’s Got Some Weird Titty Bump
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Brooke Hogan FHM Photoshoot Video
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Helena Christensen Nude Spread
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Felicity Fey and a Friend in the Bathroom For Zini
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Top 10 Deleted Scenes of All Time
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Aria and ripped stockings
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Allison Angel in the Dessert is Pretty Amazing
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Purrfect Eva is Naked and Redhead
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Carmen Electra Photoshoot
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Scarrlet is that Fat Slag from Esquire Mag
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Trumps Latest Real Estate Project
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Vagina Art of the Day
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Fergie on the Tonight Show Gifs
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Holly Valance in a Bikini and Such…
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Defamer Did a Post on Me….
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Last Night’s Party Picture of the Day
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Photobucket Tattoo of the Day
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Possibly 2 of my Readers…
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Classy Looking Girl
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Photbucket Bra
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Nice Shoulders
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How Old Are These Tits?
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Teenagers….
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Nice Shorts No Peen
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Bath Time?
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Grass Pubes
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Hey You…
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Hot Oil Wrestling Pics With Tit
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More Oil Wrestling Pics With New Girls and Less Tit
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Some Guys Ex Girlfriend from 40 Years Ago Hot
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Stripper Pole Photoshoot
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Boy Shorts
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New Wicked Weasel Contributor Pics
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Nicky Hilton Is Boring on Letterman…
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Whores Making Out…
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Do you like Naked Girls?
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Hayden Panettiere at an Event
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New Hipster Pics
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Carla Gugino in Lingerie
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Dress Up Mel Gibson…
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Lohan and Salma Making Out
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Solid Link Site….
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Buy Pheromone Spray Cuz It Pays For My Server and Gets You Laid
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Hottest T-Shirt I’ve Ever Seen
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A Not So Hot Photobucket Girl in her Panties…
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Interesting picture….
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Swim Team Means Dirty….
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Girl With a Hollywood Tattoo in Her Bra
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Girl Getting Humped
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Fatty Photoshoot
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Hot Post Op…
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Photobucket Negro Porn…
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Cooter Punch…
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Trying On A Thong
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Interesting Pose….
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Weird Music Video from 1984
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Girl on the Toilet…
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Girl in her Underwear…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….
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