I would have been more interested in hearing about why MUNG hasn’t emailed me in 2 weeks, rather than hear some bullshit lie about how he was masturbating form 186 hours, because let’s face it, that’s just stupidities. It reminds me of this kid in my highschool who wasn’t that smart and you’d ask him what he did the night before his answer was always “I was jerking off” and if a teacher asked him why he didn’t do his homework he’d say something like “oh I did my own kind of homework if you know what I mean”, and we all knew what he meant, and we never laughed because it was really predictable and repetitive and in honor of that idiot, who I think ended up making a couple of million dollars with some website he sold to FOX. It seems like it is always the idiots who succeed because they are too dumb to fail, either way, I bring you MUNG.
I am still knee deep in family commitments, but things are supposed to get back to normal tomorrow and I appreciate the 10 people who have been coming back in this very weird time for me. Cuddles.
Hello everyone,
I have been gone for quite some time and some of you have enjoyed your time away from me, and the rest of you, (like Jesus) don’t really give a fuck where I was because you were all too busy praying that I was dead. The truth is that I have spent the last 186 hours masturbating to these pictures of Scarlett Johanson. I think I have rubbed the first four layers of skin off around my genitals and my penis now resembles, and smells, like an over-boiled hot dog.
The thing I like about these pictures is there is not only a sexy picture of her, but a cute picture of her too. A new born baby could be holding a duckling and a 4 week old kitten in his crib while sucking his thumb and blinking his little eyes and it wouldn’t even compare to how cute this hot slut looks in this picture.
My hand is cramped and my penis is sore, but the good news is you all just wasted your time reading this shitty post and now you wish I would go away again.
MUNG