I just got back from a Jewish halloween party. I know, I thought it was Halloween for Jews everyday, you know with their beards, curly sideburns and amish lookin’ outfits, but I was wrong. I got to this bar and it wasn’t a mitzvah and I was surrounded by 20 year old Jews dressed like idiots. There was only one or two girls slutted out and the hottest girl in the place wasn’t even Jewish but she could do the Jane Fonda. Either way, there were more Jews than a German concentration camp back in the ’40s. After about 20 mins of lameness, I raised my fist to Hitler for ruining my fucking night, if motherfucker had done his job right, this party would have been a hell of a lot better. I also went through some self discovery because used to have a Jew fetish but realized that these Jewish girls weren’t hot. If I wanted a pony, I would have asked for one for Christmas, don’t act like you don’t know what I am talking about horseface. I am not an anti-semite, some of my best friends are Jewish. But not my friend ROB who sent me these pics of Cindy Margolis in Playboy, if he was Jewish, he would have charged me for them. I am 100 percent sure I am the first person on the Internet with these and that makes me better than you.
UPDATE:
Dear Customer:
It has come to our attention that your server located at [207.44.162.82] is in violation of our AUP/TOS by way of the following URL(S):
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The URL(S) stated above is in violation by way of unauthorized use of materials owned by Playboy.
At this time we must demand that you take prompt action in the removal of the Content in question or we will be forced to take further action. The time is now 11/3/2006 9:10:17 AM. As of this email you have 72 hours remaining
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