I realize I need to stop posting the MUNG posts, but he sends these into me and I publish 90% of shit people ask me to publish. Not to mention you guys all like shitting on MUNG’s posts which makes the whole thing worth it. I am not trying to drive MUNG into a depression or lower his already non-existant self esteem, I don’t try to drive people to suicide but I do think he should spend a little more time thinking out his posts. He used to comment the funny shit and always got a laugh out of me, but when he made the move to posts, he left the funny behind. Either way, MUNG is not a Jesus Martinez alter ego, either was Priti Sharma the Indian Call Center Whore or Minxy Winxy or Brad the Jew or Senior Magnifico aka Egotastic before he was Egotastic or anyone for that matter. My writing it a hell of a lot better than MUNGS…..and I am kinda insulted you think that of me. If MUNG bores you, look at the pictures of
Well, it seems that I sparked quite the controversy the other day by saying that Bill Maher is a bag of vaginal discharge mixed with vinegar water!!! Geez, I didn’t realize that you American fucking scumbags loved the guy so much! I decided to make it easy for myself today and not pick on someone who is loved so much (like Bill Maher) and decided to pick on Lindsay Lohan. I know that picking on Lohan is overdone and is easier to do than tying up velcro shoes, but I am not in the mood today to piss anymore of Jesus’ readers off, because you and I both know, that they are hard to come by.
So here is my rant about Lohan. I am sure it will suck and you will all hate it, but I realized that you all suck and I hate you so here goes…
If I was Lindsay Lohan I would have picked a more suitable costume for Halloween, because dressing up like a whore when you are a whore is kind of like an autistic kid dressing up like Rain Man. I am pretty sure she picked this outfit out of her S&M drawer right beside the whips, chains, and gimp mask but in a way, this outfit is kinda hot, but in a way it isn’t that hot because I think she wears this kinda stuff daily around the house when she just wants to kick back, relax and take an 18 inch piece of rubber up her ass, handcuffed, while she is being whipped with a cat-of-nine-tails.
More Juliette Lewis Pics from Yesterday. It’s nice to see a coked out hipster slut make it in the world of entertainment…