I am not in the mood to write the linkdump. So I am going to post a hot email that was sent to me today…. love it, masturbate to it but only after you click my shitty links. Realize that this is my life. Cuddles.
Dear Drunkenstepfather,
I have been reading your site for a while and I think it’s kinda repulsive, but I always find myself on it. I’m 17 and when I was 15 I had a drunken stepfather of my own. I come from a pretty wealthy family and my dad left my mom when I was like 10. She caught him eating out the secretary and wasn’t too impressed. My mom destroyed him during the divorce getting a HUGE settlement turning her into a crazed sex addict. I always thought she watched too much Sex in the City. Anyway, she idiotically married one of her flings, who happened to be a 24 year old college graduate who looked like Justin Timberlake. When my mom would go off to get her hair done, or social events, she’d leave me home with him. He was always drunk and so fucking drunk that I had no choice but but to walk around him half naked, until one day he grabbed me and started making out with me. Long story short, we were banging for about a year before my mom caught us. The sex was amazing in that “I-feel-like-I’m-being-raped-je-ne-sais-quoiâ€? kind of way. He always demanded I call him Daddy and loved to bend me over and spank me in my school girl uniform. It was such a bitch getting my school kilt dry cleaned afterwards. Anyways, my mom eventually found videos we made called “Teacher-Student Interview Vol. 3â€?. I edited it in computer class and made It look really artistic. My teacher didn’t complain, as long as he was allowed to watch me edit it in the process. Eventually, Daddy was thrown out, I was sent to boarding school and that’s my story of my drunken stepfather. Post it if you want, my whole family already knows all about it.
That was amazing now remember – Click my Shitty links. Cuddles.
Carmen Electra Strutting Her Stuff
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Some Girl Deep Throats Her Ice Ice Cream Bar..Dirty Talent…
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The Many Faces of Porn
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Cologne That is Proven to Get You Laid, Provided You Don’t Like Getting Laid.. HOMO
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The Underage Girl on the OC’s underage Ass in a Bikini….
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Jessica Biel’s Ass in Jeans
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Salma Hayek Strips in an Elevator
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Weird Bikini Back Rub Video
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Monica Bellucci in Italian GQ
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Some New Lohan Pics. The Plan is To Live Blog Her On Oprah Tomorrow…
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Hilary Duff’s Stalker Was Arrested…Why Couldn’t It Have been Me…
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This is my new favorite T-Shirt for the day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Bastardly Women of Star Trek Part 2
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What the hell is the Spunk Challenge and Why Are Half of You Getting Turned On By This….
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Changing Room Blowjob – Safe For Work Where I Work….
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Kaley Cuoco’s a Hussie
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Nelly Furtado Upskirt…That Whore
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Some Dirty Inked Up Bitch Making Out With Some Other Whore
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Paris Hilton in Seventeen Magazine…Just Who We Want 15 Year Olds Lookin’ Up To….
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July 27, 2006
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Jordan Capri Sunbathing Video….
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Some Playboy Playmate’s Site that No One Cares About
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Photobucket Orgasm
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Foot in Toilet Video
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People Fucking in the Front of the Bus
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Some Whore Named Michelle Marsh Likes to Show Off Her Tits…I Think She’s Abi Titmuss’ Friend.
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Who the Hell Is Blue and Why Did They Let This Drunk in Their House?
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Sex Shops in Shanghai
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I fucking hate flash Animated Videos – especially when there is a shitty parody song to go along with it….
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Body Painting Gallery For You To Masturbate To
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Nerdcore Babes…whatever the fuck that means…
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The Real Borat
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Gwen Stefani’s New CD Cover
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