Mis-Teeq aka Alesha Dixon was at the MOBO awards with a nipple exposing shirt…that slut. I guess the thing that makes her an even bigger slut is that these pictures are from September 20th and the MOBO awards are the Music of Black Origin which sounds pretty fucking racist to me. Either way, last I checked it was November, but this is what happens when I am drunk. the other thing that happens to me when I am drunk is that I pass out in random places. I just woke up on the couch stepSTEVE called home with my drink all over the place. It reminded me of my aggressive drinking days that are all a blur. There were times I’d set my mind to doing productive things and exciting things only to end up waking up 6 hours later on a park bench. I remember when I used to get laid, even with the table scraps I found in bars and on the street at 4 am, I’d get so excited to get up in their junk but the second I’d get them back to my place, I’d pass out. When I’d wake and either my money, TV, left over pizza or other valuables that I managed to collect over the years would be gone. Once there was hate messages smeared on my wall in feces that took me a month to clean up. I guess they weren’t the type of girl I’d want to sleep with anyway so that’s further proof that drinking has saved my life. I forget where I am going with this.