I missed Oprah today and that really upsets me. It’s thrown off my whole trying to live like a housewife plan. The highlight of last week’s Oprah is when she started talking about the shape of her shit, she said that some of her shits were C-shaped and some of them were S-shaped…it was pretty amazing to visualize and could be the reason for my recent sex dream. Speaking of amazing, someone just emailed me this…
MTV VIDEO PREMIERES OF THE WEEK….
Mon 12/4 – Jay-Z “Lost Ones”Tues 12/5 – Danity Kane “Ride For You”
Wed 12/6 – The Fray “How To Save A Life” (new version)
Thurs 12/7 – JoJo “How To Touch A Girl”
Fri 12/8 – Mary J Blige “We Ride”
If that didn’t change your life, these links won’t either, cuz they are equally useless. If you’re wondering what the pics is of, it’s people who tried starting a fight with me on friday night, while I was drunk….another useless pic to go with a useless post.
Twisted Christmas
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Chloe Sevigny Bikini At The Beach
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Frothy Afterbirth Sent This To Me – I didn’t Watch It…It’s Called Priest in a Yellow Ferrari
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Funny T-Shirts…
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This Will Get You Laid and Is Cheaper than the Amount of Booze You’d Normally Be Relying On…
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Miami’s Answer to LastNightsParty, With Less Nudity and More Cubans…
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Prison Break Dude Involved in a Deadly Car Crash
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Yasmine Bleeth Striptease
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Some Lohan Photoshoot
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This is Called My Eye Popped Out and I Didn’t Watch It, But You Should
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Best Divorce Letter According to Some Guys….
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Last Nights Party Does the Paper Nightlife Awards, 1,000,000 Hipsters Watch This Piece of Shit Video
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Christiana Capotondi Nip Slip
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More Interesting LastNightsParty Pics with Hipster TITS.
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Perez Hilton Interviewed About Paparazzi Lawsuit
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This is My New Argentina Fan Who I Doubt is Real….
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Some dude’s jerked off to his half-sister without knowing it…
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Hayden Panettiere Pictures
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All The Bond Girls Over The Year
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Celebrate Diversity…More Random T-Shirts….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pink Upskirt
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Some Booty Dancing…
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Nell McAndrew Red Bikini
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Big Brother Sex Tape that I posted a LONG TIME AGO
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Here’s a Horror Video Series Called Hell Holes
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Imogen Thomas Sex Tape…I have No Idea Who She Is…
GO Playboy Centerfolds Archive from 1954 til 2003
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This is Model Mayhem a Myspace for Naked Chicks..
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This is something someone sent me that reminded them of Draw Your Vagina Feature…
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Here’s some Gay in the Military pics, of Military Men Who Probably Aren’t Gay
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….
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Katherine McPhee Looking Tighter Than She Used To
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I stole this from Vice because I can…It’s Sinter Klass Arriving on a Boat in Belgium
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Here are even More Funny T-Shirts
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Elisha Cuthbert’s 24….
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Big Breasted Figure Skater Video of the Day
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House of Pain Bar has Live Cam Feeds – Best After 10 PM
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Funny T-Shirts
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Home Made Bikini Competition
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Jessica Alba Has No Nipples
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Razor Scooters are Gay
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The Science of Sex
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Something About an Asian Lara Croft…
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