I cater this site to the virgins..because I assume 96% of people on the internet are virgins who come to the internet to jerk off to the 4% of sluts who post pics of themselves but every once in a while, I email someone who has read the site before and that said person, virgin or not, happens to be on National Canadian TV everynight at 7:30. Her name is Lainey and she runs this site….
I asked her to drop a stepfather catch phrase on the air….most are too offensive and “cuddles” is way too gay so I suggested she say “That’s the story I heard”.
I doubt she’ll pull though on it, but speaking of TV, there was just full tit on the local news. This one woman was having problems breast feeding so she consulted this big breasted french girl to help her. There was tit sucking, tit grabbing and if that baby wasn’t in the segment…it’s be porno…
Speaking of porno, here is the full Screech Sex Tape:
Here are the rest of my links for the day.
Britney Spears Upskirt Wrap-UP
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Britney Spears Upskirt Video from the Day of the Pictures…
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Who Are You Talking To Sweetheart?
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Ashlee Simpson Photoshoot Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jordan Capri Sex Tape – She Was Once a Non-Nude Model, Now She Fucks On Camera…Non-Nude Modeling is the Gateway Modeling….NSFW (obvs, it’s a fucking sex tape asshole)
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Jessica Simpson’s Fuck Up at Kennedy Center this Week. Who Cares. My life is a fuck up…No one’s doing youtube videos about it. Bastards.
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This is My Message Board Thread of the Day
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Last Nights Party Was at the Billboard Awards…Here are Some Pics
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And LastNightsParty Goes Not Safe For Work
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Perez Hilton Does Uglier Shirts That Stepfather….
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Britney Gets Lei’d – And This Blogger Makes a Bad Fucking Joke…
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Attu Does a Tribute to Canada
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Pajamas of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan Photoshoot Pics…
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Flava Flav “I Love New York” Highlights
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Vida Guerra Does FHM…and That is Always a Good Thing…
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One of my readers sent in this link to a “weird-al-esque type song” which screams DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK to me….but I’m not the boss of you…
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This is a Christmas Link Someone Sent Me That Made Me Laugh…
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Girl Writes On Her Cleavage, But Not For Me…
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All the Virgin Bloggers are Excited Because….Wait….Put Your Star Wars Action Figure Down… Scarlett Johansson Is Eventually Going to Be Nude on SCREEN…OH MY….
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Automn Reeser Plays Taylor on the OC and Here She is in FHM’s Hottest Women at Number 74….In a Bikini
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I should just hire you a hooker..that’s how good this 3 for 1 deal is..
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More Billboard Music Award Shit
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Buy a stepSHIRT…It’s Cheap and Luxurious….And Will Make You Friends…
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This is NSFW, but Safe for my Work, Unless my Wife is in the Room. It’s not Porn Cuz It’s In Another Language…
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Christina Aguilera Get Her Ass Waxed…
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