Here are some Britney Spears See-Through Dress Pictures that have been floating around the internet all day. She’s obviously wearing a see-through dress because she’s trying to get back in touch with her piece of kitchen garbage roots. I’m talking trashy and southern and ready to dominate a brass pole at the drop of a dollar when her alcoholism depletes her bank account…
Either way, enough about Britney, what is more important is that I ended up getting a christmas card from my foster parents in Texas. I have no idea how they found me but it was one of those form letters than outlined the last 5 years of their life, since I moved up to Canada. It turns out that their biological daughter, who lives in some long-term care facility due to sever mental retardation is pregnant again. She escaped the home for a week and came back knocked up. They say that it’s the fourth time this has happened in the last 6 years and the grandparents, my foster parents ended up raising the kids, who surprisingly aren’t retarded and are a blessing from god in their mind. I guess that blessing from god comes in the form of some fucking pervert who sees a girl at the convenience store grunting and drooling while playing with superballs and thinks to himself “I’d love to get up in that. I know that there are dudes who would fuck anything that walks, but you would think you’d at least use a condom….So if any of you sick fucks have banged what seemed like retarded girl, while in Texas probably drunk maybe you should email me and take a little ownership on your sick fucking ways.