Here are some pics of Lohan at Teddy’s on Saturday, eating pretzels cuz she’s fatter than ever and fat ppl love pretzels, it’s a fact.
I don’t really give a fuck about all this celebrity shit, it’s actually depressing to me. I wrote about how I went from site to site yesterday for the first time in months and everyone is writing the same fucking thing. It’s dull as fucking shit and I don’t realize how they get traffic, but they get fucking traffic, a lot more than I do. So I start reading some of their blurbs and I realize that these fuckers have no fucking talent. They just know how to design and promote a website with people who are equally lame as they are. So instead of getting myself down over it, I realized that the perfect analogy for the internet and me is that I am like the cool kid with a cigarette in hand and a leather jacket in a 1950’s varsity party. Point of all this is to say that the leather jacket always wins.
Speaking of winning, Insider 16 Year Old Hipster Gives Her Version of the Night at Teddy’s with Lohan, Like How Illegal Shit Went Down At Paris Hilton’s Sex Tape Co-Star’s House Between Lohan and Others. I was thinking the Illegal shit she was referencing was getting fucked since she’s underage but I am sure it’s more drug related than that ….Find Out More at Her 16 Year Old Homeless Lookin’ Girl Blog GO