I am watching my daily stories because that’s what lazy Mexicans do when they don’t have jobs or cable, I am not sure which one this is because I don’t actually watch this shit, but Rose from Golden Girls is on the show. I always wondered what happened to Rose, she was the only hot Golden Girl, only because she was stupid and stupid girls are easy….either way, now I know where she is and I am not a better person for it. I was talking to my Lawyer a couple of days ago and he was trying to convince me to date elderly women. I think his wife is in her 60s and she always has cookies made when I go over there for drinks. It’s really my only escape from the hell that is my family life and it’s free booze. He suggested I join a Bingo club, or a Bridge club or a volunteer at an old folks home, because lonely widows with Alzheimers are easy and generally have low expectations. I figured since I am married, if I am going to cheat on my wife, it’s not going to be with somebody’s grandma no matter how good her cookies are….
Speaking of old lady cookies, here are some pics of….Shelley Long in her underwear from some old fucking movie. It’s not the latest or the greatest but positive me says that these pics are awesome….
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