Today’s Christmas Miracle has probably been floating around the internet for quite some time now, but I am only getting to it now, because that’s pretty much how things work here. I lure you in with old pictures and seduce you with my life-changing stories…Either way, this is Lucy Pinder and her boobs, I mean friends. She’s some UK Slag and she’s dressed for the Holiday. Since this is my last post before Christmas, I figured I’d milk the shit out of slutty girls in Christmas gear…
Speaking of milking shit, I went window shopping in the Jewish part of town yesterday because one of my homeless friends told me it’s amazing to see these women shop for their cruises, resorts or whatever southern vacation they are going on. After 8 hours of window shopping next to the changing rooms in a bathing suit store I was asked to leave by security, but before they escorted me out, they confiscated my stepCAMERA and no matter what I said, I wasn’t getting it back, they kept telling me that videotaping girls trying on Bikinis is illegal and that I would get charged for something illegal. I wasn’t willing to be in jail on Christmas, Again.
My initial reaction was to blame the Jews you know a first they killed Jesus, now they’ve killed my digicam kinda thing but I realized that I was in their hood and that was just the easy way out.
Speaking of easy, here’s them there Lucy Pinder and her friends pics…