This site is all about bikinis lately. I had a dream last night that I actually hunted down good content on the internet instead of always posting the same recycled garbage other people are posting. I started posting the celebrity pictures as a bit of a scam, luring people into the site, giving them pictures and hopefully winning them over with my genius writing. I don’t think that ever really worked out for me because the second I move away from the celebrity bikini pics my traffic goes to shit and I get hate mail. That said, here are some more bikini pics of Keira Knightly. She’s got a tight body, little tits and a hot ass and is worth a round. I know that round is not likely to happen for any of you because sex isn’t a familiar activity for you, but it will happen for her boyfriend with a girl hair, just look at how he’s molesting this slut…
I like girls who put out. I am watching the news now, because I only have one channel, it’s been pretty fucking exciting, but not as exciting as this post which has no jokes embedded in it like a youtube video because I was hanging out at a taxi stand earlier today and my cab driver who looked like he was hit by a bus and spoke like he had brain damage told me that I should apply for a job at Google, because working there is like being on a honeymoon….he also told me that life is all about being chill, so in bein chill, I sat at that taxi stand for 5 hours and neglected this site. We talked about how vegetarians are gay. You’re welcome.