The nice people at Pherlure sent me a couple of bottles and I decided that since I can’t get my dick hard, I’ll let you fuckers have a chance to try it out for free, but since nothing in life is free you’re going to have to earn it and the best way for me to get you to earn it is to have a contest.
The problem with having a contest for something you probably don’t really want is that you won’t put any effort into it. I was going to say that the best comment wins, but I never read comments, then I was going to say send in tit pics with DrunkenStepfather.com on it, but since those have yet to come in after 2 years, I figure I have a better chance with draw your vagina and describe it in 10 words or less, so I decided that the best photo submission wins. So email me your pictures to info@drunkenstepfather.com and they have to be your pictures, not shit you found of the net. I will know the difference.
Here are today’s StepLINKS….
Party You Weren’t Invited to
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Some Guy Sends In a Pic of His Gf in a G-String..Too Bad The Readers of this site Don’t Have Gfs to send Pics In Of…
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Scarlett Johansson Plays Jenna Jameson
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The Girls of MTV’s My Super Sweet Sixteen
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Nice Outfit Sweetheart
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Underwater Sex Video
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Sharking Looks Like a Pretty Funny Hobby
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This is probably the weirdest Video I’ve Seen, That Doesn’t Mean It’s Good
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LastNightsParty Does a Photoshoot at the AVNs with Vagina
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CobraSnake Does AVN
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Fleshbot VIdeo at the AVN Award Talking to Some Slag
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I watched the Beverly Hillbillies Movies, and Elly May was a Bombshell…I think his is her now…
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Jake Gyllenhaal is Wearing a Dress
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Some Pastor Talks About Tits
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Some Slutty Whore Talking About Sleepin With 15 Men a Day For 8 Years
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Maskon is a site for dudes who want to wear women’s masks…which is obviously pretty fucking strange
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Here’s a little Softcore Lesbian Action in Video
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Changing Room Cam
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Katrin Doing Her Morning Exercises Naked
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Elisha Cuthbert Posing Cuz a Guy I Know Claims He Fucked Her Up the Ass
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One Track Love Down a Two Way Lane….Video
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Human Slingshots are Just for Cartoons….Video
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Steven Tyler in a Bikini
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Kelly Clarkson’s Got No Make-Up
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Gemma Atkinson Posing with her Nipples
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Lesbian Thong Rub Down
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What’s Goin on This Video, It’s So Dark AlI I See Is Teeth…
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Hot Bitch Doing Yoga
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To My 15 Year Old Readers…The Hills Are Alive
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Chanel Ryan in FHM Australia
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Buy Some T-Shirts….Since You Hate Mine So Much?
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