I got into a situation today when I went to a friends house for lunch. He took me to a strip mall diner 30 minutes out of the city like we were on a fucking bus tour or some shit and when when we got there the food tasted like shit. So here I am in a fucking suburban wasteland looking at the massive parking lot we’re in and I start freaking out, I couldn’t figure out what the point of the expedition was because I guess I am not an explorer. To make the day worse, I went back to his house for beer because he felt bad that I hated the strip mall so much, we get to drinking and dude turns on the tv. Everyone Loves Raymond is on and dude starts launghing at all the shitty jokes. I guess I hate a lot of things, but at least that allows me to know what I like and one of the things I fucking hate is Ray Romano and he stupid voice and bad jokes…
Speaking of bad jokes, here’s some bad links….assholes.
How Many Sets of Tits Can One Site Get Emailed to Them
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Merkley’s Got Horns….
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10 Type of Women You Need to Avoid…
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Merkley Does Taxidermy
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Some Vintage Porn
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This Photography is the Kind of Photography I’d Do if I could Afford to Get My Camera Fixed
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Fat Guy from American Idol in the Hawaiian Shirt is Looking for a Lady…
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Jessica Biel’s Ass Video
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Jason Alexander Singing about the McDLT
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Carmen Electra For Coke in a Bikini Looking Hot
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Cameron Diaz Shaking Her Ass Video
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This is some Lame Cam Girl Clip Called a Students Dream
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Public Showering Video
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Hot Pink Suits Manon
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Daily Updated Amateur Porn that’s Not Safe for Work
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Julieta Prandi in a Thong
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Bathing Suit Dancers…
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Amy WInehouse Sings Songs and Looks Like She Takes it in the Batty
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Dina Lohan Talks about Lohan’s Rehab Trip…
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Here’s a Little Beach Sex…Video
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Here’s a T-Shirt Folding Instructional VIdeo
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Some Dumb Blonde Chicks on Camera
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Two Big Girls Beating Each Other Up Because They Come From Good Homes
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Laurie Skinny Dipping…
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Another Skinny Dipping Video…It’s Really Not that Funny…
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THis is so fucking gay, there better be a chick here as the motivation, but I have a feeling they are just on the same yodeling team…fuckin austrians and their yodeling…
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These Girls are Going Fucking Nuts in the Shower
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Czech Rappers are Almost as Cool As Czech Pornstars
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Lots of Pics of College Chicks
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Oprah had a baby when she was 14. I wasn’t the baby daddy. Unfortunately. Cuz Oprah is hot…
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Jennifer Walcott in a Bikini to End The Week
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Michelle Merkin for the Weekend
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Some Big Brother UK Racism Controversy With Pics
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Gisele Not Wearing a Top
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This Guy Is Cooler Than Me Cuz He Eats Tampons….
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Supermarket of the Stars Part 3
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Psycho -Christians are Fucking Crazy
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This Video is Called Psycho Porn Chick
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Bob Dylan Wrote All The Best Songs of the Past Four Decades
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Sofia Vergera Photoshoot
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The New Wonder Woman Star Olivia Munn Has A Myspace
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Here’s a Wicked Weasel Girl For You To Love
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart, Let’s Sacrifice the Cat to our Lord Satan
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Here’s a Sky Scraper Implosion of the Day
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Spray and Get Laid, Admit that took Talent
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