Tonight is my last night in Sundance and I’ve had a great time chilling with useless celebs and watching useless movies. I am not really in Sundance because I can barely even afford to shit cuz of the cost of toilet paper but feel like that would be what would be going through my mind if I was.
I am sitting on my couch watching a Kevin Costner movie about swimming. My stepdaughter borrowed it from her gay friend. I haven’t seen much but Ashton Kutcher has his swim team’s initials tattooed on his arm. That is gayer than bicycle shorts. I’ve had my highest traffic day in a long time and it really doesn’t help me in anyway. The server is bugging out, It takes me an hour to post shit, I am going to get charged for going over my bandwidth limit and I haven’t sold a fucking stepSHIRT.
I should retire the site and start something more productive like being really lazy, which would be the same as the way I am today but without all the typing…
Here are your stepLINKS
Some Girls In Their Bathing Suits Dancing Around Pretending To Be The Spice Girls…More Girls Need to Be Like This…
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I love Flickr Girls Who Take Half Naked and Full Naked and Non Naked Pictures of Themselves….
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Here’s a Little Nicole Kidman Car Accident on Set That Sent Her The Hospital…VIDEO
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Nude Tour of Prague
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John Mayer is a Fucking Loser and Jessica Simpson Still has a Vagina
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Merkley Has a New Picture
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This Video is Called Webcam Perfection
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An Almost Vag Shot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Naomi Campbell’s Weird Cleavage
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This Prank is Fucking Insane..
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How about this bitch Ashanti from American Idol Audtions and Her Dramatic Speech
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Farabe Cottingham is a Girl in a Bikini…
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Girls and a Urinal…
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Tyra Banks Knows She’s Fat and So Do We…How About Some Donuts …Fatty
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Sienna Miller Stuffin Her Hot Face Full of Grapes…
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Carmen Electra is Hot on TRL
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Victoria Beckham is Now a Blogger but Not a Virgin
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Joel Madden is Fighting DJ AM’s Bandmate about Nicole Richie’s Mangled Cunt…Pussies..
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Boring Party in Laos
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Girl and a Urinal
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Behind the Scenes Porn PA
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Old Christina Aguilera in a Red Dress
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The Sexual Life of Scott Baio
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Rated G – Naked Bath
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Remember This Site If You Like Sex, Which
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3 Chicks Dancing Around Like Idiots in Bikinis…
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Growing Pains Intro
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Girl and a Urinal
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Lots of Celebrity Tits at the Beach
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I wonder if liking Sum 41 Makes You Gay…This is Sum 41’s new Online Show
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The Idiot from American Idol Who Should Get Hit By a Bus for Being Annoying
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This Ad is So Relevant Nowadays….Fucking Cokesluts be Everywhere and I Love it..
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Tranny Limo Ride
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I know what boys like music video of the day
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Lookin’ Pretty Flexible for a Fat Chick Sweetheart
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Nasty Girls Getting Naked on Stage
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Katie Price is the Face of Foxy Bingo
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Lohan Has Her Appendix, In a Jar…
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Lainey Gossip is on Canadian TV, She Featured Me and I want to Feature Her in Her Own Sex Tape….It would be Called Lainey Likes to Pee on Me….
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I told you that Simon Was Picking on Real Retards..And Everyone Told Me I was Being a Sensitive Bitch….Well I don’t like picking on retards….
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Mayra Veronica is One Hot Latina
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Some Foreign Language Coolection of Beer Commercials.
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Strippers Changed Brad Pitt’s Life Too
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I think I love These Girls
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This Party Is Called Numb and I am Sure It’s In Reference to the Cocaine that Made All The Sluts get Naked
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Some Amateur Blowjob Homemade Video to the Vengaboys
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A List of Childstars that May Come Out of the Closet
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The Best Way To Get Laid is Using This
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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