One of my readers emailed me saying that he worked for a big shoe company and that if I sent enough people to his myspace page, he’d consider advertising with me.
Now I don’t have a site that big shoe companies like advertising on, so if I get you to help me out and make them consider giving me money to produce this shit on the next level then we’ll all be happy. So I am hoping that you add him as a friend and send him a myspace message saying:
You may not be a hot myspace chick showing off your tits. You may not be a rippling muscled myspace jock acting gayer than bicycle shorts. You are a guy with an ad budget and I have a friend who doesn’t have shoes who needs your money. His name is Jesus Martinez and he runs DrunkenStepfather.com. Advertise with him.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez Fan of the Day
Cuddles…..