I was planning on doing a panty raid at one of the local celebrity bloggers house but realized that it would be considered breaking and entering. Then I considered hiring a hot slut to follow him grocery shopping and try to seduce him while he bought his organic food but realized that it would cost me money and I have no money. Then I decided to send one of those 16 year old street kids who sucks dick for money to knock on his door and seduce him, I figure dude needs a blowjob….but realized that I can’t even afford street kids. I had another concept of renting a van some black thugs to kidnap him for a couple of days and make a stepTV episode out of it, then I realized I’d go to jail, so instead I stole his Dawson’s Creek DVD collection from his bag at the local coffee shop he works at. I watched it, because we do have a DVD player and this dialog is fucking killing me. The bitch just said “typical, intuitive insight”. No one talks like that, anywhere. I don’t know why he had this DVD box set, but it kinda explains alot about the site he runs, the way he talks and the reason he’s almost 30 and a virgin….
Speaking of Virgins, here are some pics of …. Sienna Miller Rockin No Pants Like She was In an American Apparel Ad, Or Rockin a LastNightsParty Gallery, or sucking Mark from TheCobraSnakes Dick for Polaroids….This bitch knows style…I love her. I am kinda bias though, I also had a pantyhose fetish until my fat wife got so fat that all her sweat pants stretched out so much that they looked like pantyhose, another reason why my penis is broken.