In running a blog with 15 readers, I end up having a major influence on the world. One of those influences is my “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts” Expression that has made it’s way onto Wikipedia
And motivated readers to write things like this to me:
Hi Drunken Stepfather,
first of all im a big reader of yours … loved your site since day one ….
Secondly for the record … im not a poofter …. however .. im in some trouble …. i ride my bike alot … i also am starting to ride with other ppl … 80% of these ppl wear bicycle shorts …. ive been advised to get some … but i cant bring myself to do so …
would perhaps buying some of those 3/4 longs called skins and wearing them under some shorts .. would this still be classed as gay ? or is this semi okay – pardon the pun
Avid Reader
I am not a bicycle shorts expert, but I think it’s safe to say that anything spandex is gay…Here are my links…
Very Classy Hair Dirtbag
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A Little Compilation Clip From The Paris Exposed Site…
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Sienna Miller’s Sex Scene in Factory Girl is Real
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Ines Cudna is Working Out Topless
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A Little Erotic Dance Video To Get You Through The Night
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Some Underwater Naked Swimming Video
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Tyra addresses the unflattering bathing suit photos recently in the Same Fat Bathing Suit
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Katie Price Big Titties
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I used to be a bucket drummer, but wasn’t making money doing that either…I was better than this show off.
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This dude’s paintings are of panty covered asses, the kind of art I like..
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Bill Gates on the Daily Show
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Arnold Schwartznegger Lettin Loose in Rio in the Late 70’s Early 80’s Video
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Sienna Miller Swears on the Today Show Cuz She’s a Bad Girl and I love Bad Girls
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See-Through Weather Girl Video
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Anna Kournikova From Russia To Cuba / Miami
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Angelina Jolie Is Being Ripped Off By Jen’s Plastic Surgeon
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Lilly Allen Video – I hate that all the bloggers are eating this bitch up, even though there’s enough of her fat ass to go around…
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Kelly Hu See Through
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User Generated Content Commercial That Made me Laugh and I hate stupid commercials…
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Rage Against the Machine Video for All You Assholes Who Beat Your Wives.
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A Jew, Some Background Music and White Chicks and Gang Signs
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Big Brother Shower Sex Video of the Day
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This is the Most Popular Video in Mexico, Proving that We’re Not Very Funny, We’re Just Mean
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Have I posted this Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Yet?
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Acid Barbie Shows Her Bikini Body
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Teenage Pregnancy Picture of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Michael Alig Interview
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Girl in Her Underwear
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Collien Fernandes Cures The Flu? Whatever the fuck that means….
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Ivanka Trump Takes Her Tits To The Tonight Show
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A Group of Asian Girls Teasing You
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Some Chick I’ve Never Heard of Named Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace -Who Is Probably Famous in Europe Panty Upskirt
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Kristina Loken Gallery – I don’t know who she is
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Eye of the Tiger Video That Annoys me
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Joan Rivers and The Club Kids Videos
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Nice Shoes…
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Flickr Surprise of the Day
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Hot Bitch Singing….
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Pay To Get Sex Without Hiring a Hooker, It’s a solid investment for your penis….
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