I have been getting some fan emails lately, which is really weird for me because I have been doing this for the last 2 years and only got hate mail. It shattered my non-existant self esteem and made me feel more worthless than I am, and now all of a sudden, I am getting girls asking me to send them pictures of me cuz they think I am funny and want to see what I look like. They all say “I am shallow like that”.
I don’t know what it’s so hard to believe that I am ratty, I don’t wash, I am obese, and I wear soiled jogging pants. I don’t always brush my teeth, I rarely get off the couch and I am an expert sitter. I don’t have pictures on the internet, I don’t want to have pictures posted on the internet. One day, some asshole who knows me will probably post pictures of me on the internet, and that asshole will be hunted down and shot, so until you start sending me nude pics of you, cuz I am shallow too, don’t ask me for pics of me.
On that note, I found a new way to start an IM conversation….
drunkNstepfather
I just came all over myself for youChristelle
what?drunkNstepfather
Oops…wrong window…
Pretend you didn’t get that…Christelle
Too late.
Here are today’s links…I was told I post too many, so I may be cutting it down to 10 a day. We’ll see. It all depends on you.
DJ Niki Belucci in FHM Naked
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Kate Moss Shoots Heroin in Agent Provocateur Lingerie
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I lied about the kate moss link but this is – Porn Video From The Past
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Cruise Shit Jewish Girl
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Kylie Minogue’s Boyfriend is Cheating on Her Cuz She Had Breast Cancer…
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Britney Spears Reminds Me of the Cashier at the Dollar Store Near my House…
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Scarlett Johansson Behind the Scenes Scenes of the Fat Cinderella Shoot
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DJ AM – Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts Kisses a Tranny – Cuz This Bitch is Too Thick To Have a Vagina
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John Mayer and Jessica Simpson’s Love Bus
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How about another Donut Skinny…
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Candles of the Day
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Amy Winehouse Video – Fuck Me Pumps….
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Girls Flashing Compilation Video, Cuz Flashing Is What Girls Do If They Are Cool
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Haley Wilde is a New Teen Model You Probably Want to Fuck.
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Get Laid In Your Home Town By Horny Sluts I Doubt Are Real
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Carmen Electra Sex Tape…
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Bubble Bath Hot Tub Prank
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Hot tits baby
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Topless Female Boxing
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Here’s a Sharking Video, That’s When You Pull Down a Girls Panties On the Street
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Stripper Training Video
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Borat’s Fiance’s Thong Pictures
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Cocksucker Art from a Reader
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Zini’s stepLINK Submission of the Day – AMAZING
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Some Solid Eastern European Nudity, Because These Communists Can’t Afford Pants…
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Hipster Slut of the Day
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Lucy Clarkson is in Lingerie and Heels…an Outfit that Only Gets Boring When You’re Wife’s Rockin’ It…
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Some Sexy Blonde Shows Her Tits in Public For Money, Cuz She’s a Whore.
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Some Sunbathing Blond Starts Undressing…
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Big Breasted Japanese Chick Named Yoko Matsugane
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Tara Reid Takes Her Tits To Croatia and Fucks the Bartender Video….
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Vagina Picture of the Day – Hot Rash
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Josie Maran Bikini Pics, One of You Hacked My Gmail When I Called Her a Whore.Last March and I never got it back…
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A couple of days ago Regis and Kelly Did a Show on Tea Bagging…
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Ugly Topless Chick Agrees to Do a Gangbang
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lohan is Text Messaging Brody Jenner for Sex and Burgers
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Apathetic Porn – It’s Pretty Funny even though it’s OLD but it’s new to me….
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Live Bloggin’ Fat Tyra
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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If you want to have sex and you have trouble landing girls, this smell will help acording to science and science is never wrong…
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Adriana Sklenarikova Karembeu In Her Wonder Bra
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Get a Valentine’s Day Gift that Will Get You Dumped
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