I realize my life hit an all time low when I forced myself to post these pictures of Mischa rockin’ a Jewish Outfit of the Day and trying to make it something it’s not.
She is in a pair of leggings and bending over and exposing her ugly ass, in a pair of leggings while walking her dog and hanging with my Mexican brother, who I can only assume is there to pick up her dog’s shit when it’s done, because she’s a racist…
Either way, this is a major fucking stretch for a celebrity upskirt, because her skirt really isn’t a really shirt and she’s got pants on. Her ass isn’t a real ass because it’s long and flat and has a dick.
Point of all this is to say that whenever I see a girl with her dog, I think about how lucky that dog is. Even if the girl who the dog belongs to is ugly. The reason the dog is lucky is that everyday he gets to see her box, he gets to see her change tampons and take a shit, he gets to see her fuck random men and masturbate using vegetables or whatever else bitch does that she probably doesn’t want anyone knowing about.
I remember my past life, when I was a dog, and I shat all over the place just to see my master get on all fours and clean it up. Sometimes I confuse bad trips with flashbacks from my past life as a dog and it’s likely that I was actually the one taking a shit all over the place and watching my wife clean it up, but who’s really even reading this to formulate any sort of opinion.