The beauty of addiction is that you replace one vice with another. The beauty of Lohan is that she was on a cocaine and booze diet and it helped her cope with all her self-hating issues. Going to rehab has unleashed the demons buried and forgotten, I’m talking how her mom exploited her, how her father was a cokehead drunk driving fuck and how her first love the mexican in That 70’s Show, fucked her and left her. These demons can only be controlled by emotionally eating herself into a size 18 dress. This closet eating means one thing, Lohan’s career will slowly fall deeper and deeper into the gutter and the worse things get, the more bitch will eat….so expect to see her at your local strip club catering to the BBW market that people like you eat up like the chocolate that got these bitches in this mess in the first place I guess when you’re not getting any pussy and when your self esteem is at your level, big fat chicks are the only people who hate themselves more than you do….that upperhand allows you to bed them…which makes you happy, cuz a warm damp cunt is more exciting than shoving your dick between your mattress and box spring, or into a ziploc bag filled with Chili. I am not sure where I am going with this, but it’s pretty obvious Lohan got fat and I love it….