It’s Valentines Day tomorrow. I wanted to do a stepfather’s guide to Valentines Day. I was going to actually write an article about how to mistreat your woman and date rape bitches you convince to go on a date with or even how to seduce the fat chicks in the club who are only out on Valentines Day to get fucked because they hate themselves and feel so lonely. Instead, I drank a six pack in a pair of jogging pants and topless, sweating cuz I think I have a hormonal imbalance or some shit, but that’s not the point, the point is that my Valentines Day Guide would have changed your life and I really fucked up.
I know that you don’t really have a valentines day date, so I’ll be seeing you on here tomorrow….it’s okay that you’re a loser, it’s good for traffic. Cuddles.
Girl Trying to be an American Apparel Model
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I was talking to someone about how gay is taking over the world, I don’t mind if it’s two chicks fooling around in the laundry room…it’s the kind of gay I like…..
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Sharon Stone is Talking Insanity and Slutting Out at Some Auction
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Naomi Campbell’s Panties
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Some Sky Diver Films his Decent Where His Shoot Doesn’t Open, He Hits The Ground and Lives. I call this staged Blair Witch Project Shit..
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Puerto Rican Barney Is Pretty Educational…
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Flesh Flicks – Hot Girls Kissing…
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Drunk Girl Singing
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Coat Check Blowjob VIdeo
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Michelle Marsh Tits
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Mary Kate Olsen Looking Like a Street Whore and I wanna Pay 40 Dollars for her to Lick My Ass
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DJ Niki Belucci Goes Topless
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Beyonce See Thru Lookin Dress
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This Girl Loves That Pole
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College Ass
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Sophie Monk is Jessica Simpson and I Like It
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Lookin’ Good in Blue…Baby
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Some Video Called Peeping Tom I only watched the first few seconds but it seems HOT
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hands Look Fun To Suck
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Some Slut Named Bianca Gascoigne Lookin’ Hot Which Isn’t Saying Much Cuz I Have No Standards….
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Myspace Slut Blondieeee Shows Her Cunt
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This is Crazy Brits in Alabama
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Keira Knightly in Esquire
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Hot Chick Naked with Really Long Hair
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Lookin’ Good Brownie
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Hot Ass
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some reader sent this in to me…I don’t understand it….but it reminded him of me
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Chick With a Nipple Ring Video
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Drunk Girl’s Ass
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Weird Japanese Boob Dolls
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Party Girls on Flickr
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Minnie Driver Has a New Show – Who Cares
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His was sent in from some UK mother fucker…You innit, cuz I don’t get it…
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Tremblant is a Ski Resort an Hour from Where I live. I have Never Been – But this is a Video of a Drunk Girl There
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Swimming Pictures of the Day
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Drunk Girls in the Bathroom Pullin’ Up Their Pants, Not As Interesting as it Sounds…
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Wyclef Got a Boner At the Grammy’s – I didn’t Notice I was Looking at Shakira…
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Immigrant on the Toilet
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Anna Nicole Cookie
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Drunk Fat Jewish Girls Light Their Menorrah or Some Shit
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kelly brooke lingerie…it all looks the same…but never gets old
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Nicole Smith 911 Tapes
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The Ultimate Lookin’ Good Sweetheart To Date
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Girls At the Pool of the Day
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Because Drunk Chicks in Party Hats is Funny
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I call this Nipples
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Some Nasty Drunk Chicks in the Bathroom Together
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Shitty Photo Montage of People You Don’t Know of the Day
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What’s up Big Tits
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I call this Teenage Pregnancy
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A Hot Ass to End My stepLINKS
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I gave a bottle of this to my weird neighbor, he’ll be sending in a story by friday, be a part of the spray and get laid movement, it’s affordable
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