I think it’s funny that after spending the last 3 hours surfing the Internet for decent links, I have no memory of what I’ve already posted and what’s new because everything is always the fucking same. I was talking to some asshole a while ago and he was telling me that he has cable and there’s never anything on. I haven’t watched cable in about 8 years so I have no idea if dude knows what he is talking about, but I did tell him to keep his luxury lifestyle complaints to his fucking self and now I am starting to feel the same fucking way about the internet.
I was going through myspace today and realized that every girl is in love with herself. Then I went to suicide girls to see how they are dealing with all their alternative models and realized that they have thousands of bitches getting naked for them. It’s crazy. Everyone wants to be famous.
Unfortunately, I’ve been trying to make people famous on this site for the last 2.5 years and I still can’t get girls to get on video for the site. Why can’t my readers love themselves like all these myspace whores and suicide girls…then I realize that it’s because only 10 of you actually read this site and you’re all fucking virgin pieces of shit.
All that to say, here are my links that look like the same links I posted everyday this week, but I am pretty sure they are different. If you want to be in my videos – email me.
Cam Girl Kylie
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FleshFlick of the Day – ffm threesome where one of the bitches is in a cast. Sexy.
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People Throw Garbage a Paris Hilton in Austria Cuz She’s a Cunt and Deserves It
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Girl I Assume is 18 by her Bunk Beds Doing Some Booty Shaking Better than any Black KFC Cashier
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Girl With The Booty Shaking Video and Bunk Beds Has A Whole Lot of Videos in Her Profile Worth Watching. It Says She’s 20, I’m No Pervert…
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Nicole Richie Charged with a DUI
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Someone Told Me That This Video Reminded Them of Me Because They Are Weird…
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Dirty Valentines Day Video Of A Thonged Girl in a Tub
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Cam Girl Gisele:
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R.I.P. Ryan Larkin, a Local Homeless Man Who Was An Academy Award Winner. He Drank in the Same Bars as Me and Pushed Me about 2 years ago…the Last Time I Saw Him…. We Both Snuck into the same open bar film industry party…
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Girl Getting Fisted – NSFW
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Some Bitch on some Bravo Show Was a Playboy Centerfold in 1994
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Serge Gainsbourg Video of the Day: Sea Sex and Sun
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People Used to Send it Pheromone Success Stories…These are Some of them if You’re Bored….
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A Lion Hugs and Kisses It’s Rescuer
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Some Girl Bikini Modeling an Talking a Whole Bunch of Junk..Just Mute the WHore
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Katherine McPhee Shaving Some Dudes, Showing the Wold That Dieting Makes You Look Hotter, and By Dieting I Mean Anorexia
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Tyra Banks Busting Out of Her Dress Video Talking About how Amazing She is on her SI Cover from 10 Years Ago…
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Lilly Allen Lost Every Award She Was Nominated For and That Makes Me Happy Cuz She Sucks….
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Eminem’s Wife Speaks Out About How He Sucks in Bed
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Anna Nicole’s WIll If You Haven’t Seen It Yet…
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Very Cool Mustang Ads
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Britney Spears Goes To Rehab Then Quits
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Some Crazy Robbery Video With Guns and Shit…
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I am sure this kid’s going to be happy her parents did this to her…and put it on the internet…
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Plastique Surgery Before and After
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Have you Heard of Vilara? Funny Ad…
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Minute With… Evelina Papatoniou
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Porn Popups in a Library Prank…
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Funny Sharking Video
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Young Pamela Anderson Playboy Video
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Anorexic Model Who Died Has a Sister Who Recently Died from the Same Thing…It’s a Small Price To Pay to Be Sexy
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Wearing Some Clothes for a Change…
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Picture From a Bachelor Party
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Some Teen Model Does a Britney Spear/Lohan/Hilton Photoshoot that is Awesome…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jemima Khan Censored Upskirt But I Can’t See Shit…
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Mark Anthony an J-Lo Kissin it Up Latino Style…
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Michelle Trachtenberg – Henny Garfunkel Portraits
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Mariah Carey’s Gettin Fat
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Eva Mendes in Maxim
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Lohan Says Bye To Rehab Friends
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College Party Girls
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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage In Elle Mag
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Model Carmen’s Hot Video…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Two Drunk Guys Fighting…
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Borat Wins Lawsuit Against Frat Boys
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It’s not too late for you, don’t give up, buy this spray and maybe you’ll lose your virginity
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BONUS JIM CAREY SEX SCENE