I just had a fight with my Sri Lanka cigar vendor down the street. He’s trying to charge me 2 dollars more than he’s supposed to for my shitty cigars. I am not made of money so I told him to fuck himself. Even if I was made of money, I wouldn’t give it to him because let’s face it, motherfuckers who don’t know how to count don’t deserve my business….Now I have no cigars and I am sitting here looking at the wall excited for tomorrow when I can get more cigars….
I’d say that in the meantime maybe I’ll check out my links, but since I wrote this, I guess I’ve already seen at least 1/2 of these.
I got one of my first fan mail letters today, which may keep me inspired to keep the site up another day….This is it….
I read your site, even though you are clearly suffering from a variety of psychological disorders and, as a result, are really quite creepy.
Nevertheless, somehow you have channeled your creepiness into humor and, despite your unignorable mysoginism (sp? come on, it’s late, you know what i mean) you can be really funny. no really–you crack my ass up!
If you live in NYC, i would lke to meet you, but only in a crowded public place in broad daylight with my fully-charged cell in hand.
Here are my links…
Phone Sex Prank Video
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Insane Laser Graffiti Video
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Some Hot Ass in a G-String, Even Though G-Strings are Tacky
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Lohan Parties With Steve-O Cuz He Is Her PCP Hook-Up
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Kim Kardashian Sues Vivid to Draw More Attention to Her Sex Tape That Comes Out In a Week
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Anna Nicole’s Baby Speaks
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Britney Spears’ as a Mother The Inside Scoop…She Gets Naked For The Nanny
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Paris is Smoking a Joint and Who Cares…
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Joss Stone’s New Video – Because She’s Going to Keep Getting Sluttier
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Some Bitch Named Holly Weber in Her Underwear
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Keeley Hazell ZOO magazine Video because You Like Big Tits
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Some Naked Chick Showing Off Her Box From All Angles…These kinds of links are the reason my site is banned everywhere
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The Hottest Webcam Compilation
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Perez Hilton Gets Sued –
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Christina Applegate in a Bikini From Married With Children…
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Elisha Cuthbert in The Quiet in her Underwear with an Old Guy
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Exclusive New Penthouse Magazine Pics
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French Model Aurelie Claudel in a Black and White Shoot Lookin’ Hot
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Some Orgy Cum Shot Scene, Because These Links Make My Site NSFW….And I Don’t Sell Ads Because of It…
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American Idol Chick Antonella Barba is a Total Slut and is Topless in these Pics…Which Goes To Show You That You Shouldn’t Let Nude Pics Out on the Net because they will bite you in the ass unless you send them to me, because I am pretty damn trustworthy…
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More Nude Pics of Antonella Barba
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Louis XIV video with tits in it. Cuz Bands and Tits Are Friends.
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Even More Nude Pics of Antonella Barba
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Some Bitch Named Caterina Murino
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Some Slutty College Girls Because That’s The Only Kind of College Girl
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Some Chick Stripping
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Blades of Glory is a New Will Ferrell Movie…
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Paola Ray in Interviu Magazine
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Hanging Man Prank to Some Short Skirt Actress
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Some Model Named Federica Fontana Lookin Aight
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Another Reader Want Me To Promote The Lot Submission…
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Topless on the Beach Video
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Hipster Orgasm Face because Even Though They Don’t Shave They Can Still Cum
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Girl Fight Video
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Sex With a Small Penis Encounters on LPSG.org
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The Best Video of the Year
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Britney In Car Paparazzi Video
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