I was at some hip hop karaoke event tonight because some asshole I know was trying to videotape it. He’s not actually an asshole, he’s done some nice things for me, like told me that my site sucks and refused to do video shoots for it, but he still brought me out with him and even gave me a lift home and bought me 6 beers, it was 2 for one night and I am all about being a mooch because I feel like you mooch off of me everyday, even though I don’t know what you are mooching, it’s kinda like a leech sucking the blood out of a fag with AIDS….
Either way the shit was low budget, the dude who hosted it was named Guido and was more of a Bar Mitzvah type of entertainer than a thug and he was rockin’ the running man and dropping really bad stand-up comedy which is funnier than good stand up comedy where I am from….Lots of dudes went up on stage and tried rapping. The lyrics were pretty lowtech and printed on paper and not on a screen so I felt like I was watching highschool science fair presentations….without the hot highschool uniforms.
Point of this was to say this hot slut was dancing around like a fool and I was watching her because I am a pervert. From the back she was banging then I went back to drinking and saw her from the front and she was banging. I sat back down and looked up and she was about 3 feet thick. I didn’t understand it, slim from the front, hot from the back and a fat ass from the site. It was like bitch was a fridge box or someshit….and it made me sad.
Here are some pics of preggers Tori Spelling looking like shit from the front, back and the side..and that’s my review of tonight’s activities. One of my best posts yet, I don’t care what you think….and obviously either does Tori, bitch found out she was knocked up and was like “finally the chance to eat all the fucking ice cream I can find”…I’d still fuck her, but I like girls who I know let dudes dump inside them….